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		<title>Бебето на слона</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 09:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Иванчо, какво научи днес в училище? - Научих, че едно бебе, хранено със слонско мляко в продължение на един месец, е наддало с около 40 килограма. - Това са пълни глупости! Невъзможно е! И чие е това бебе? - На слона.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=447&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Калкулатор-ЪТ</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 22:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Катаджия спира мутра на шосето, преглежда колата и в багажника намира автомат &#8222;Калашников&#8220;. - Това какво е? - Ами, калкулатор,- отговаря брато. Полицаят бърка в джоба си, изважда калкулатор и го показва на мутрата: - Ей на това му казват калкулатор! - Не&#8230;- лениво реагира мутрата,- това твоето е за предварителни сметки, а моят е [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=444&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Вампирски сладолед</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Ало, това кръвната банка ли е? - Лестат, какво правиш? - Успокой се Дейвид. Поръчвам ни сладолед.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=441&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Старият вампир</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Стар вампир учи малкия си син как се пие кръв: - Значи, хващаш човека, превиваш го на две и изпиваш половината кръв. - Защо половината, а не цялата, тате? &#8211; попитало малкото вампирче. - Защото не сме данъчни. Само те могат да изпият цялата кръвчица на човека.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=438&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Не яжте орките!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Преследвайки орките, Арагорн, Леголас и Гимли се добрали до края на гората Фангорн. Там те заварили планина от трупове и странна фигура, загърната в тъмен плащ. Лестат повръщаше и високо проклинаше всичко наоколо.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=436&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Малкото Момиченце</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[На тъмна уличка млад мъж среща малко момиченце и му предлага да я отнесе у дома й&#8230; &#8222;Не всички хора са вкусни!&#8220; &#8211; помисли си Клодия. &#8222;Какъв безславен край&#8230;&#8220; &#8211; помисли си Блейд.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=434&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Спешно Отделение</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Дейвид гледа сериалът &#8222;Спешно отделение&#8220; и плаче с все сълзи. Лестат: Дейвид, какво се е случило? Дейвид: Аз не искам повече да бъда вампир! Само ако знаеше какво ядем&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=432&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Вампирчето и бащата</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Едно вампирче отива при баща си и му казва: - Тате, дай ми малко хляб. - Абе ти какъв вампир ще ставаш, за какво ти е хляб? - Ами долу е станала една катастрофа, да ида да си топя. . .<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=429&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Гаджето и Половинката</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Девойка пита гаджето си: - Скъпи, ние имаме вече тримесечна връзка. Не е ли време вече да ме представиш на семейството си? - Няма начин &#8211; отговаря младежът. &#8211; Жена ми е на море, а двете ми деца са във ваканция и са на село при баба и дядо.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=veselba.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9432173&amp;post=427&amp;subd=veselba&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>69 &#8211; та Позиция</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 06:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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